Last night, as I headed out the door to go to the gym a stinky skunk smell hit me like a ton of bricks. P...U... Wow was it strong!
As I drove to the gym I kept the windows down and froze myself out in the hopes that the skunk smell now residing on my person, would blow out the window. But, alas, it did not.
When I got to the gym, I tried my best to keep my stink to myself. I used the machine farthest from the majority of the people and tried not to walk around too much as to not waft the smell through the building.
I wanted to announce to the whole place that I was sorry about the stink but my need to exercise was going to have to trump their need for fresh air. Now that I write it down, it sounds pretty selfish.
I am happy to report that no one passed out and I reached my calorie burn goal for the day. No harm, no foul. Well, I guess you would have to ask my fellow gym members. They might feel differently.
You know my story about the skunk spraying under our house. I had to go to work for weeks smelling like skunk. Everyone was pretty nice not to mention it until after the fact and then they thought it was funny. That experience may never be funny to me. Okay it might be a little funny now.
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