Monday, January 17, 2011

Netflix Rules

It's me EJ and I know I haven't been around in a while but I have several things on my heart that I need to share with you so be on the lookout for my wonderful pontifications.

Ok so there are a few basic rules with netflix. Because you pay a certain amount every month no matter how many movies you watch. It causes me to have an uncontrollable desire to make sure that I'm getting my money's worth. To assure that you must watch the movie the night you receive it in the mail and return the very next day promptly. This will assure you to pay as little as possible per movie. It's the only logical way of viewing this business relationship from the consumer standpoint. So no matter the night or no matter the schedule Farm Chick knows that is we got one of those delightful little red packages in the mail we're watching a movie! Oh yes we are!

One other thing; you must also make the schedule of movies is a palatable mixture or rhythm of comedies, action, and documentaries.


  1. LOL! That is the way I was when we used to do the regular subscription. We don't have cable but we JUST subscribed in November to Netflix via XBOX live. SOooOOOoo wonderful....and my movie watching agenda a little more flex on CJ. HA!

  2. I totally just got one of their free trial offer reminders in the mail. Is it worth it?

  3. Even if The Office is on? :) I guess you could just take a break from the movie for a while.

  4. So does that mean that if Farm Chick doesn't get the mail there is no Netflix even if there is? hee hee

  5. I once had a Netflix movie for four months before giving up and sending it back. I used their instant streaming feature constantly during that time though so I still think I got my money's worth. ;)