Andrew Brenard...no no...the Narddog!

I might need to preface this post by saying that the Narddog IS ME! The writers of The Office must have followed me to create this character....several reasons:

1. I love singing. Anytime. Anyplace.

2. Nipple bleeding is a real issue!

3. Farm Chick wouldn't have married this fine specimen if it wouldn't have been for some good old fashioned stalking, just like Andy did to Angela.

4. I love sweaters...especially argyle ones!

While shopping I had to explain to Farm Chick that these were what I needed my sweaters to look like in order to complete my Andy Bernard collection.